Best Republican Facebook Freak Outs From Last Night's Election

r-CELLPHONE-ANGRY-large570

Once it was announced that Obama won the election Facebook was flooded with posts from crazy Republicans freaking out about the coming apocalypse. Here are just a few of the glorious ones we stumbled across...

It must be a cold day in hell.

"Now you know why Biden had that Silly grin." Well yes, but do you know why I have a silly grin right now?

 "You shall die a grueling death by way of KFC!" - Pres. Obama

Yep. It's been the "Indians" all along.

They act like we took the country from them, but nooooo...

they took it from us! Oh, and Tex Mex!

I will!

Just so you're not confused, Mississippi is his boyfriend's name.

Remember that part in the Bible about being a Mormon?

We've made it to self-hatred. What a ride.